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EST. 2026 FOR FOUNDERS WHO ARE DELULU IS THE SOLULU
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we ship cringe. we ship fast. we touch grass never.
// 01 - FOUNDER IDEAS (STEAL PLS)
#001 - VIBE-CODED THERAPISTRAISED $0
(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ ) "ur code is ur trauma"
commitmessge.ai
Analyzes your git commits and tells you which childhood trauma made you push to main at 3am. "fix: stuff" = daddy issues. 100% accurate.
#002 - DELULU DATINGPRE-SEED CHAOS
ship-or-cringe.love
Tinder for co-founders. Swipe right if their idea is so delulu it might work. Left = go touch grass. No ghosting, only honest roasts.
#003 - AI PRODUCTIVITYBUILT IN 24H
touch-grass.exe
Chrome extension that locks your laptop if you haven't said "slay" in a standup for more than 2 days. Literally forces you outside.
#004 - GEN-Z FINANCEVIRAL AF
rent-is-too-damn-high.cash
Splitwise but it roasts you. "bestie you spent $89 on iced matcha and you have $12 left?? be so for real rn"
#005 - FAV @ DELULO LABSWE SHIPPED IT
404-founders.club
A social network that only works when your site is down. If your deployment is success, you get kicked. Built for us.
// 02 - ASCII MOODBOARD
[ delulo terminal v0.1 ]
> npm run be-delulu
.-. .-. --> building...
( W ) --> main character energy: 100%
`-._.-' --> touch grass: 0%
| | --> slay count: ∞
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┃ idea -> ship -> ┃
┃ crash -> meme -> ┃
┃ ship again lol ┃
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(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ you got this bestie
// 03 - WANT IN?
drop your most delulu idea. we might feature it.
email [email protected] or just push to main and pray.
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( o.o ) meow = shipped
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